香妮乐铁汁
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在这纷繁的万千世界中
总有那么一个她
会不管三七二十一
不分青红皂白
站在你这边
与你统一战线
你与她虽然没能一起出生
但是你们约定好了一起闯荡天涯
她就是那个陪你一起疯闹的闺蜜
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当你用新学的方言给她发语音时
别人的闺蜜会说
你好棒哦,多学会了一种方言
而你的闺蜜却说
你说了些啥子
我听不懂
怕不是有啥大病吧
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每次在大街上走到奶茶店旁边
她就会拉着你的手走进去
请你喝一杯甜甜的奶茶
当你感动万分想要抱抱她的时候
有没有想过你忽略了什么
你以为她是真的想请你喝奶茶吗
其实是她想让你陪她一起变胖
独自胖,不如大家一起胖
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记得你所在的地方下第一场雪
她所在的地方还是艳阳天
外面天气很冷
你就趴在窗边拍了张照片给她看
回复你的却是
你先别吃饭了
快到楼下去跟我视频
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终于在她软磨硬泡中
你走到了楼下
戴着手套
顶着寒风堆了一个雪人
你跟她视频
你说太冷了,雪人就堆到这吧
她回复你的却是
不,我觉得你不冷
快继续堆,堆大个的
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你与她虽然学的不是一个专业
但是仍旧阻挡不了
一起吐槽学习的热情
写作文时没见你与她的文采
吐槽起学习来那叫一个绝
她说英语专四好难
难于上青天
你说最难的是高数
使人听此凋朱颜
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抖音,记录的是大家的美好生活
却记录你们的惊悚日常
你能想象到
一个女孩子半夜给你分享鬼片吗
这就是她能干出来的事
还问你吓不吓人
吓人的话她就继续去吓唬别人
这种杀敌八百,自损三千的事
也就她能干的出来
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别的小姐姐是笑起来好看
你与她是笑起来搞笑
你与她所在的地方
是不停地哈哈哈、嘎嘎嘎
自带喜感
好比大型喜剧现场
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饭要常吃,面要常见
愿你与她一起奔赴未来
有福同享,有肉对方长
说到这
你是否想起了你的那个一年两见的
塑料姐妹花呢
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撰稿 | 冯逸哲
图片 | 王明惠 段一凡 马文瑞 胡世妹 张晓钰
李祥令 冯逸哲 赵亚迪
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审核 | 陈浩 康璐
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